Jokes U-Z

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

A short joke but quite funny. Jokes about blonde women are popular these days. Why? Well, because generally people think that blonde women are not very clever people, and the jokes are based on this. Of course this is a stereotype and not true, but jokes are not serious and don't intend to hurt. So, a blonde with two brain cells is actually just a blonde with one brain cell, and a baby inside her with another. Very embarrassing for blonde girls!

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

Some words are both verbs and nouns. The question 'What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?' uses the words 'roast' and 'pea' as nouns. But when you use them as verbs, they have another meaning. 'Anyone can roast beef', means that not everyone can 'pea soup.' Replace the word 'pea' with 'pee' (they sound the same) and you get your answer.