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« on: October 03, 2008, 11:47:37 PM »
What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
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Close the door please. I'm dressing.
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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2008, 03:47:15 PM »
Very good. There should be an alternative somewhere involving eggs, but I can't think of one (like, it is egg-stremely cold).
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2008, 10:54:42 PM »
I'll look for it. I have a couple of similar ones, not exactly the egg one but it's in the same category as the previous joke.

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What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift.

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What's a waste of energy?
Telling a hair-raising story to a bald man!
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2008, 05:59:26 PM »
Actually really funny! The last one puts my bald dad in my mind and explains why he never got my jokes...
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