Bush joke

[JayLi]

G.W.Bush had a headache one day, then he went to see the doctor. because he is the president, the doctor didnt dare to say some bad words...so the doctor said: Mr. Bush, I'm sorry to tell you, your left brain has nothing right, and you right brain has nothing left!"

[luke]

Hi JayLi,

Welcome to the forum. Great joke, I love laughing about Bush... it's so easy.

I've corrected the grammar, so here it is;

One day G.W.Bush had a headache, so then he went to see a doctor. Now because he's the president, the doctor didn't dare to say anything rude some bad words, so instead the doctor said, "Mr. Bush, I'm sorry to tell you that your left brain has nothing right, and you right brain has nothing left!"

[Learneng]

Hi Jay Li,

Here is another bush's joke:

Once Bush went to meet the Queen of England and asked her about her leadership philosophy. She replied that it is very simple, I am surrounded by intelligent people. Bush asked her: how do you make sure that the person around you is intelligent. She said: I ask them a question, let me demonstrate. And she called the prime minister Tony Blair and asks him: your father has a child, your mother has a child and he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?
Tony replied: it's me ma'am. Queen said: correct, thank you. She hangs up and says did you see that, Mr. Bush. Yes ma'am, thanks a lot.

After the trip Bush decided to try it. He calls Collin Powell and asks him: your father has a child, your mother has a child and he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Powell was confused he said sir I need some time to reply to your question. He calls a meeting but after hours of thinking nobody comes up with an answer. So he calls Dick Cheney and asks him: your father has a child, your mother has a child and he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Cheney replies: Of course, it's me.

Collin comes running to the White house and exclaims: I know the answer sir, it's Mr. Cheney. Bush replies in disgust: wrong...you stupid, it's Tony Blair.

[luke]

Great joke! I dont' know why is it so funny to laugh at Bush, but it just is.

I have heard that one before, but it still makes me laugh. The thing is you can almost imagine it really happening, which is why I find it so funny.